GOLF: BIG BERTHA EVALUATED
(JDH Newswire) A world class testing organization, which has
previously participated in the testing of nuclear power plant
instrumentation and control systems, recently tested the golfing
performance of the Big Bertha. This testing was arranged because of the
apparent outrageous performance claims of the Big Bertha. It should be
noted that some of the performance claims are consistent with informal
observations.
The golf amateur who conducted these tests indeed found that the Big
Bertha made the golf ball fly higher, farther, and straighter than he
has been ever able achieve before.
The models of Big Bertha tested are pictured below with their
certificate of authenticity.
Other models like the Big Bertha were tested and are pictured
below. The Keystone Giant appears promising but the others are
found wanting.
Other unknown object(s) were included with the sample Big Bertha's. It
is pictured below. It cannot be determined if it (or they) is
(are) golf related or not. If you have any guesses, please inform this
testee.
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